To construct a Pirate insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with "ya":

 


jousty
gutless
spleeny
blubberin
bootless
squatting
one eyed
clouted
toothless
gap toothed
dankish
bow legged
lewd
backward
infectious
scum filled
puny
festerin
illegitimate
incontinent
puking
helm squatting
mangled
snickering
son of a
garbled
low tide
villainous
foul smelling
paunchy
pribbling
venomous
crooked
wayward
dank
reeky
roguish
mutaneering
saucy
pompous
sponge faced
surly
tottering
unmuzzled
vain
sour
moldy
warped
weedy
hairy
hairless
backened
repulsive
grouper lipped
wretched
Barbary
hurlin
muddled
inebreated
pickled
decaying
squandering
laborious
spiney
flogging
squinty eyed
evil doin
blackened
sea sick
scurvey

 

foul smellin
bat-fowling
toad-spotted
beetle-witted
sponge-brained
black hearted
prawn-brained
maggot-kissin
one eyed
cannon born
cock-eyed
dog faced
dog weaned
half brother to a
eel-skinned
green kidneyed
fen-sucked
flap-mouthed
flee-bitten
fool-born
rum-gorged
guts-griping
half-faced
pansy assed
bowel born
scurvy ridden
hell born
in-bred
ill-winded
black hearted
milk-livered
woman armed
pie faced
roe filled
bottle-dippped
three toed
reeling-ripe
rough-hewn
rude-growing
rump-fed
shard-borne
sheep-biting
swag-bellied
Ill winded
unchin-snouted
weather-bitten
bile filled
poor excuse for a
scum sucking
spittle mouthed
pub crawlin
bilge dwellin
bone crushin
fin backed
cod-livered
algea eating
carnage feasting
blood swilling
gallows swinging
rye drinkin
plank walking
peg legged
salt cured
coconut headed
chunk blowin
sand dwelling

 

 

octopus
flotsam
barnacle
bladder
boar-pig
bugger
shark fodder
canker-blossom
clack-dish
fish dip
jelly fish
codfish
weevil
foot-licker
tavern krill
flax-wench
walrus
port hole
milk suck
bilge water
scuttle fish
sea urchin
sea pig
horn-beast
manatee
lemon suck
crab bite
lout
maggot-pie
malt-worm
mammet
whale terd
minnow
wood rot
malcontent
swamp gas
sea bass
turtle-egg
snail sucker
shit lick
fart stain
rats ass
kelp belch
skainsmate
strumpet
crotch itch
whey-face
sand gnat
island ape
squirrel monkey
mollusk
ne’ er do well
piscatorian
she beast
marauder
plagiarist
caribe
fish puke
sponge
rumpot
sot
rum suck
perch terd
prawn piss
trouser trout
hull worm
blunderbuss
fish stink
shark bile